What caused this horrendous disparity and why? Why are men's parts the spider of the genital world?
I've never heard a peep out of any man about his dissatisfaction with his penis, despite the fact that the appendage he's attached to needs to be kept tucked snuggly away lest it cause offence. Even though the desire with which many men seem to hold for female nudity is not reciprocated, the majority of men seem to loyally stand by the size and power of their shameful tool. This display of confidence is applaudable because unlike the accidental or purposeful exposure of say breasts (which would likely be met with pure joy and appreciation) the exposure of penis would likely be met with angry looks and sounds, disgust, fear and admonishment. 'Put it away you dirty disgusting penis owning man'!!! And yet there is no complaint about the control of their sexuality and how awful it is to be judged should they expose this beautiful part of their body in public. Those humble men are just quietly taking it in their strides. Well, why can't those things should look like puppies, then we would welcome their exposure with shrieks of joy and bundles of kisses, we could stare at their crutches just hoping to catch a tiny glimpse, and wonder about what our friends husband's one looked like and if we could possibly touch it.
The health advantages too would be exceptional. Special clothing would be made so that the puppy member was held in just the right way to ensure optimal health, and maybe even to ensure a better overall look when clothed. Men wouldn't need to check their bone for any blemishes, women would be more than happy to inspect them up close. Watching TV would allow the perfect time to release it from its clothing kennel and stroke the friendly, eager dick puppy, and massage its delectable balls. Ad campaigns to ensure each man was comfortable with his pants dweller would be funded by companies owned by women that know just what men want for their prickly pup.
There could be a downside though. How could women possibly concentrate at work if a man did not conceal his porky pup properly? Should they be allowed to go to work with one of those not properly restrained? And what if the man was getting sexually harassed at work by some out of control woman who kept "accidentally" walking into the toilet at inappropriate times and constantly staring at the naïve mans crotch while he was trying to pursue a professional conversation. Girls will be girls I suppose and how can they be expected to contain their delight when there is such a cute creature around. Strip clubs could curb the desire to a degree. At least then the men that wanted to could get paid to show what they've got and women wouldn't have to succumb to the desire to harass those men that aren't as eager. Business meetings could be had there and over a long lunch and after a few drinks from pant less waiters the deal could be sealed with a private lap dance. Men could attend the meeting too, women would learn to respect them even though they are at work with a penis.
Though women would love the puppy penis and men would love all the attention it got there would be good times and bad times. Valentines day would be an eager display of products to decorate man's best friend but it would pay to be careful not to get a size too big- imagine what that message could convey? And perhaps men would sometimes like more affection and conversation instead of all the attention being given to the cock pup. A picnic in a nice location, along with some loving hugs should have him happily releasing the hound as well as feeling loved and valued himself.
However, if the man had a really impressive pound puppy and other females were exhibiting too much interest, a quiet word with the man about being more modest could be in order. A faithful man would downplay his assets so as to appease his spouse, the women can't help being interested if he's put it out there. Playing with his own proud puppy would not be disgusting- in fact it would be delightful to women to see him so eager to play with their favourite thing too. A really open man would happily look at magazines of other men playing with theirs too so that together with his woman they could really enjoy the male form. Better still allowing his partner to take photos of the puppy penis in all sorts of different poses would really satisfy their growling desire.
Alas, it is not so. Men have the spider of the genital world nesting in their hairy pants. Other ways must be found to entice the weary woman. Money, charisma, good looks, amazing sporting feats etc. Unfortunately no one wants to see them wave it around at protests, or cuddling up with their mates provocatively holding each others pink slug. Spare a thought for the rejected genital next time you see it and before you start shuddering...